silvermender:

catbountry:

kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

im dying squirtle

this is all i needed in my life

theghostofladycomstock:

i literally laugh every time booker tells elizabeth to wait and to not be afraid as he goes chasing after her with a machine gun

kangaya:

theres a reason the luteces were scarce in rapture

schrodingersdingledangle:

What I really like the trailer is that the Booker we’re seeing there is most likely Elizabeth’s memory of him, and he’s just chillin and playing guitar. Elizabeth is mentally representing him as we saw him during the most peaceful scene in Infinite. She remembers Booker at his most gentle, and that makes me very VERY happy.

missingrache:

trexila:

butlerbookbinding:

Rex why is there a small devil-child dancing around a phallic object whilst clutching a baguette - another phallic object, I might ad - above his head like a trophy? THIS IS SOME SORT OF DICK CULT, ISN’T IT? HE IS TRYING TO SUMMON FRANK FONTAINE’S LOST GENITALIA, ISN’T HE?


#I don’t understand bioshock

actually i think you got a pretty good handle of it


Petition to have tumblr user butlerbookbinding summarize the entire Bioshock series based on what he’s absorbed from Rex/the internet at large.

missingrache:

trexila:

butlerbookbinding:

Rex why is there a small devil-child dancing around a phallic object whilst clutching a baguette - another phallic object, I might ad - above his head like a trophy?

THIS IS SOME SORT OF DICK CULT, ISN’T IT?

HE IS TRYING TO SUMMON FRANK FONTAINE’S LOST GENITALIA, ISN’T HE?

Petition to have tumblr user butlerbookbinding summarize the entire Bioshock series based on what he’s absorbed from Rex/the internet at large.

samsamtastic:

philliplight:

I’m at the Oregon coast for the week and we saw some sea lions today, so I was inspired to draw some seal…maids! 

gorgeous

flawlice:

chess-ka:

words-are-vibrations:

tyraditar:

tyraditar:

night vale is full of thought provoking humour and beautifully inspirational monologues but “subway? more like wowza” will always be one of the best things it’s ever come up with

it’s right at the top of the list with “what’s an egg” and “i never knew school cleaning appliances were so strong”

"Mountains? More like nothings" 

"Nice try, giant worms.

"Alligators. Can they kill your children? YES!"

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

calibr8mygallows:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

all of them

captainhanni:

i need to have a set of characters based around the lesser key of solomon because auughhh i’m so obsessed with belial. i have a little human character to go along with him whos hopelessly in love with them and summons them to the mortal world repeatedly just to give them flowers and read bad poetry to His Majesty of Eternal Darkness…………. i’m sorry you chose to follow me……