Ron Burgundy came to my town today…with Dunkin Donuts and a 40
i cant stop laughing cause espeon and umbreon are all majestic and psychicing shit up but fuckin vaporeon comes along and its like BLARGARGLAGRGAARLRARLURAH
GOD I FUCKING LOVE Q
I love Riker’s face.
"Goddamn it every week I fucking hate this ship."
THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A
WE’RE GOING DOWN DOWN INANULLIARAN
AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGIN’
I’LL BE YANUMBAWAH WITHABULLIN
ALLUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITENBOOLIT
You’re barely a character. Just kidding, but yeah here are MY reasons:
- His outfit is as snazzy as a Homestuck character’s gets.
- His hair is fucking FABULOUS and those sideburns(?) could kill.
- Smuppets are the bitches tits, a’ight? I gotta red one and you don’t fuck with him or he’ll gyrate all over your ass. You’ll be confiding in tumblr when he’s through with you.
- PUPPETS are the bitches tits, too. Nah, they’re more than the bitches TITS, they’re bitches WHOLE PACKAGE! That’s the tits and ass bundle right there, buddy.
- That flash stepping is way past cool.
- Lil Cal.
- He collects and hoards weapons like some fucking Edge Master maniac with explosives; his house is probably the most hazardous place in Texas.
- He has the coolest hat and everyone was wearing fingerless gloves.
- He’s too cool for school, but people think that he’s too lame for fame, but they are all wrong.
- He fights like a boss and I love that he’ll goof around and ruin a person’s shit first.
- Best themes.
- He’ll take a children’s show or whatever and make adult/morbid parodies of it and that’s my favorite thing to do EVER.
- He INDULGES IN AND MAKES A PROFIT OFF OF PUPPET PORNOGRAPHY. COME ON, THAT’S THE BEST PART.
- He’s either incredibly hilarious or fucking insane. I’m cool with both.
- Who the hell do you think he is?
Hahaha, this was fun to type out! I’m glad you don’t understand.